It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Let’s be honest here, I would make such a shitty companion.
Destiel AU: Castiel is a secret agent of Russian intelligence, Dean is from the CIA. They're playing this game a long time.
"so i’m guessing that you’re the girl in the relationship?"
well honey we’re actually both the girls in the relationship
that’s what makes it so gay
In the continuing map wars, it turns out Americans don’t know anything about Europe.
i love my country
After that US map went around (which, by the way, I would have ACED) I gave my US friends a map of the UK and NOT ONE could tell me where London is. So… YAH. The wars continue.
personal favourite: the one that simultaneously believes the entire British landmass is England and Scotland is basically Orkney, and that Euro Disney is itS OWN COUNTRY
actual translation: fuck u sam ur not the only one around here with fancy book learning
This is one of the many reasons I love Bobby
jim beaver is actually fluent in japanese and asked them to add a line
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.